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Excerpts from the first game:

MURDOC: Excellent. I'm now beating Crane.
Dr. Crane: ... no, you're not.
Dr. Crane: Can you count?
Tatsuki: no you aren't
MURDOC: I am.
Dr. Crane: I know you can read, because you persist in trying to masturbate to what I say.
MURDOC: NO

(As Crane starts to win—)

MURDOC: EXCELLENT ( Read more... )